I never thought I’d write a title like that…Sexiness in Ding Dong Dead… is a thing?
It’s one of the five main stats in Black Eyed Priest’s game, Ding Dong Dead. Along with Strength, agility, moxie and brains, Sexiness rounds out the suit of upgradable skills used in hopes of surviving the Ding Dong Ditcher Ripper. Let’s talk about what Sexiness is in Ding Dong Dead and how to max out the stat. As of the time of writing, there are a total of four Sexiness points in the game.
What is Sexiness in Ding Dong Dead?
Sexiness is a stat you’ll encounter that is used to determine a few skill checks throughout the game. It’s most comparable to a sort of charisma skill check you’d encounter in a traditional RPG. As such, these skill checks usually revolve around persuasion and influencing others.
Honestly, it’s kind of a meme stat, but nonetheless, it’s needed for a couple of skill checks, which is necessary to see everything Ding Dong Dead has to offer. This would namely be having enough Sexiness points to hook up with your girlfriend, Hilary, which will give you both a point in Muscle and Agility.
How to Get Max Sexiness
Alright, like the other stats in Ding Dong Dead, you improve your Sexiness stat primarily by investigating the environment and interacting with often hard-to-find objects littered around the house.
Watch TV
To watch TV you first need to first grab the remote from Rex’s room upstairs. His is the last room on the left, and the remote is tucked underneath his bed. Go back down to the den to the left of the front entryway of the house. Inside, use the remote on the TV and select the “Late Night” Option.
Grab the thong
Yep. That’s it. Upstairs, the first door on the right, underneath the desk, you’ll find a black thong lying on the ground. Grab it for one Sexiness point.
Grab the book in the dresser
Upstairs, the last door on the right. Head inside the bedroom and look to the left. In the top drawer on the brown dresser, you’ll find a sex education book—what better way to improve your Sexiness!
Chat with Hip G
You’ll first need to go to the phone in the den. Call up your friend Hip G and invite him over. Once he arrives, talk to him in the kitchen and ask him for “relationship advice.” That’ll net you one more Sexiness point.
You’re now officially Sexy
There you go, all four Sexiness points in Ding Dong Dead. With these, you can likely hook up with Hilary and get a couple more stat points that should help in surviving the night against the Ding Dong Ditcher Ripper. Good luck!
